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If your were a stamp, I'd lick your backside and send you to funkytown.

But in a good way." Hey babe would you come with me to the bakery because I want a cutie pie like you!

I want to get you out of those pants ;)"So classy lol.

Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand." I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to tell you tomorrow? I'm a proctologist; the sign on my office door says park in rear.' Are you an alien? I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. You baby gimme your number before I don't want it no more Are you Stacey's mom? Roses are Red, Violets are Plants, what are you wearing, under your pants. Your eyes are as brown as the Hudson river I'm hot, can I take your pants off. I find your lack of nudity disturbing You remind me of my appendix. I'd hang you by the Mona Lisa and put that girl to shame.

Let's go out." You don't need a bodyguard, you need a 'bootyguard' You can call me Enterprise..I'm here to pick you up. cause I'm allergic to feathers * fake sneeze * I want to run my Hot Wheel around everyone of your curves! Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button. I heard there is a yard sale back at your house, so lets get you out of those old clothes. Well if I were a painter, I'd put you down in paint.

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you. If I got a nickel for every person I saw in the world as beautiful as you, I'd have...a nickel. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? One of my favorites: If there is ever anything I can do for you, or more to the point, TO you, just let me know.

They're beautiful, inspiring, and hard to look away from. Has NASA planned their next mission to study your heavenly body? I hope you like bad boys, because when the Disney channel told me to get my parents permission before going online, I didn't.

Yea..doesn't have my number in it always liked this one : I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only onetalking to you.

I don't know about best, but I saw this one from the Pick Up Line Guy Meme Guy - How are you doing?

Or is deliberately using a bad pickup line in and of itself a bad pickup strat?

Oh I heard that phone...random made up fact.I see it?

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Got a message from a REAL gentleman.."I know a lot of guys on here probably message you to try to get in your pants, I want to tell you that I'm not going to try to do that.

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

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